RIDESHARE OR TAXI

Uber, Lyft, or a yellow cab to Red Hook. Time and fare may vary according to your standing with the transportation gods. The preferred method for anyone who has attended a wedding and remembers how these things tend to end.

STREET PARKING

There is no parking at the venue, but luckily there can be a fair amount of street parking in Red Hook. Those who choose to drive are encouraged to allow an extra fifteen minutes to circle the block, and to regard any unassuming curb with suspicion; it may, upon closer inspection, be a garage door.

NYC FERRY

From Pier 11 in Lower Manhattan, take the South Brooklyn Ferry Route and enjoy the open water to the Atlantic Basin stop in Red Hook. From there, walk about 7 minutes to the venue. About 30 minutes, $4. Objectively the most romantic way to arrive. Tall boys optional.

SUBWAY + B61 BUS

Take the A, C, or F to Jay Street–MetroTech. Exit and catch the B61 Bus toward Red Hook, about twenty-five minutes to Columbia St & Van Dyke St. Respect to anyone attempting this journey in cocktail attire.